Everything about this picture confuses me-mod
This joke would be funny if it hadn’t been done a gazillion times before. Close, artist, but no cigar.
I can’t post the video this is from because it would violate our “no artist info” rule, but it was basically a very poor flash animation with poorly drawn furry classes. Don’t ask me why Medic is a purple bunny thing, I have no idea either.
Original Fortress Freak!
This is Derpy Spy, a close friend to Cowardly Soldier Say hi to the nice people, Derpy!
Derpy Spy: Bonjour!
Derpy Spy is like most Spies— same height, weight and intensions about his job. However, Derpy Spy is different.
Differences from most Spies:
Unlike most spies, Derpy Spy is a very quirky, loving, happy-go-lucky, goofy Spy with a real sweet tooth and a slightly goofy voice. Unlike most Spies that walk like their suits are ten sizes too small, the Derpy Spy has a slightly sloutched stance, which makes him seem different from other Spies— he’s not shorter. Also, as you can clearly see, DS here has severe Heterotropia, which gives DS his trademark “derpy eyes”. Because of this peculiarity with his eyes, Derpy Spy has issues with depth perseption. Which brings about another topic on him. Also, Derpy Spy loves rainbows. Whenever he sees a rainbow in the sky, he drops everything to try and catch it, for whatever reason he wants.
Difficulties with his eyes/sight:
DS has a lot of problems out on the battle field. Due to his eyes always pointing in opposing directions, he has absolutely no binocular vision and sees one thing at every 90° angle. Because of his eyes, he cannot sneak very well and has poor judgement of distances of sentries and armed enemies. In addition to his lack of binocular sight, he is very clumbsy compared to many other Spies, and has been known for his tendancy to accidentally sap enemy sentries by tripping with his sapper at hand. Also, DS is terrified of snails.
Derpy Spy has an incredible sense of humor which can leave many friendly and enemy team members, rolling on the floor is suffocating laughter— in contrast from his semi-threatening looking face. Also, DS has a HUGE love for all things sweet, sugary and/or otherwise.
Derpy Spy: I can also make bubbles in the water and I can pop a hundred yards of bubble wrap in a single minute! It cost only 4 cents a yard!
Social Statues with other Fortress Freaks:
DS is very social and incredibly friendly. He’s great friends with Cowardly Soldier and has been known to cling into a Vagineer’s leg. However, he’s afraid of Christian Brutal Sniper, since DS has a low pain tolerance and a fear of death. Other than that, if you meet Derpy Spy— you don’t need to kill him. You just need to lay your weapon down, talk with him, get him some candy, and he’ll try to remember not to stab you